Notes from Brands Hatch trackside

• You're gotta admire the ticket touts who stand *right* by the sign saying "Tickets bought from touts will not be valid for entry."
  
• MSV - please put down some bark or *something* along that path up to Druids. After the rain everyone needed crampons and a sherpa to get up there.
  
• Porsches - 11 cars and 34 laps doth not a good race make.
  
• To those who seem to come and spectate just to see "some crash" - you can't then complain every time the safety car is deployed. Idiots.
  
• If the car park is somewhat muddy, best course of action to take is to gently apply the throttle in a higher gear. Don't just floor it - even if you do own a massive 4x4 there are some principles to driving slightly off the beaten track. Fools.