Wednesday, 28 May 2008

Charlie Cox to co-host Top Gear Oz

Cox's one-liners should fit in well with the Top Gear format. With both an Australian and American version (simply called "Gear") in production it'll be interesting to see how the format makes the transition away from the UK.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

A Note to SBS.

Jeremy, Richard and James are Top Gear. You can not buy or replicate that type of interaction and rapport, you would be mad to try.

You could put them in a cardboard box and light it up and they would come up with a witty reason for their demise.

What you have here is a hamster cage with a big hole in it! Mainly Jeremy and Richard! Oh and the real STIG. (And the track is Rubbish as well.)

Charlie Cox was as sweaty as a sumo wrestler’s armpit in a sauna, and a couple of hundred times more pompous, as for the Stig he looks like a rally driver to me? The real Stig has slower hand movements more like an F1 driver or similar.

Saying it wasn’t the greatest show is like pointing your finger at a pile of steaming dung.

And why not as the stink and shear pointlessness of it are astounding.

I can just feel the shame cloud descending on Australia like the steaming patter of a farm yard scene.

At some stage in history, an explorer must have said at some time “Oh No the waters up to me knees d’ya think we should abandon ship!” Maybe Titanic or some other maritime disaster.

Steve Pizzati is obviously the Hamster clone and I see promise there if this farce is to continue.

Charlie Cox: The less said the better here.

Warren Brown: I think is supposed to offer the Mario element, as he does not resemble Richard May in any way shape or form.

If this was a painting it would be the most obvious fake and most uncelebrated picture in the gallery, sadly enough if it were a Bat, it would be a ding bat.

You really don’t get it do you guy’s?

In closing
Please put some old repeats on, anything will do as long as it’s the real Top Gear.

Please don’t inflict this rottern barrel of trout on the nation another six times for God sake!
Please Note
Charlie Cox mentions woman should not drive their husbands GT 40, hmm sure that went down well, great work guys. NOT!
My Wish
Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May and most of all Stig (and I mean the real one,) FOR GOD SAKE HELP US!!! This is utter rubbish, please!
Please

People
In the mean time people, try to deal with this travesty, or what so ever it is! It’s not Top Gear because it’s rubbish.

Just a copy of the Top Gear studio filled with tragic copies of Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May.

Thank You.

Please get the UK version on soon.

Thanks in advance.

A Top Gear Fan.